January 2003 TV

"DIE AGAIN" by Wolfsbane hits and NCPW Owner Matt Doyle, Comissioner Kiefer Sutherland, and The Dynamic Duo enter the ring.

KIEFER: Last night, the whole world witnessed Mr. Doyle there doing the smartest thing he has ever done, and all you idiots sat at home with your grubby hands on the remote could do was boo and wonder why.

DOYLE: The answer is a simple one too. You see...Keji Mutoh is nothing but a washed up piece of Puro crap, and "England's Finest" Robbie Brookside...well, if he's the best my country can produce, is it any surprise I sided myself with the best America has to offer? HAHAHAHAHA! NONE OF YOU SAW IT COMING! NONE OF YOU SAW ME AND KIEFER DOING THE SMART THING!

KIEFER: ...HEY! I didn't say WHO i'd be fair and just to, did I? Lets see...all those guys out there that you people are wastng your breathe cheering? I don't think I need be fair to them. Do you?

DOYLE: We aren't the NWO. We sure as hell aren't The Corporation. What we are is the Controlling Coalition of the NCPW!

"DUCK AND RUN" hits and the crowd goes wild as the NCPW WOrld Champion Robbie Brookside and Keiji Mutoh enter.

ROBBIE: I beg to differ. You see, me and my "washed up piece of Puro Crap" friend here can beat your boys any day of the week! And, with all due respect, i'm pretty sure that England was glad to hear that you were leaving the country Mr. Doyle.

DOYLE: That's right, you come out here and run your mouth all you want. In the end, I will have the last laugh!

KIEFER: First of all, in tonight's MAIN EVENT, The Dynamic Duo will face the NCPW Tag Team Champions The Innovators for the Tag Titles. The deal there being that IF The Innovators somehow retain the gold, then they can choose their opponents for the PPV.

KIEFER: Well, with The Duo in action, we figured it wouldn't be fair if you two weren't in action! Lets see...at the upcoming NEW YEARS REVOLUTION PPV we have Keiji Mutoh vs. Unabomb for the Top COntership to the World Title, and Robbie Brookside vs. Al Snow for the World Title with the gimmick rules TBA. Well, you two need a warm up. So tonight, you two will team up to face Mike Awesome and Bam Bam Bigelow!

ROBBIE: OK, hows this. We have your little match, BUT...IF we win, then I get YOU Mr. Doyle one-on-one in the ring on Thursday Fireball!

TAZ: Doug Williams...you call yourself The Anarchist? It seems that tonight The Human Suplex Machine has caused The Anarchy. Do you really think you're ready to face me in a match for my FTW Title at NEW YEARS REVOLUTION? HAHAHA!

Taz grabs Doug and makes like he's gonna tazplex him through the tabel, but Doug reverses with a quick go-behind! German Suplex...NO! Taz low blowed him! TAZPLEX THROUGHT THE TABLE!

TAZ: After NYR, you will be, just...another victim. And just like all this living trash here in Illinois, you cannot stop me!

TAZ: Just to give you a fair chance...nah, just so I can kick your ass more than once, you get yourself a partner to face me and a partner of my choosing on Fireball and well have a tag match.

DOUG: You...You want that? FINE! YOU GOT IT! But i'm adding two stipulations! First,it'll be a FTW Tag Match! Second, the winning team chooses a member from the other team to compete in another match next Monday.

TAZ: You got yourself a deal punk. Tell me brutha...are you really that eager be choked out? HAHAHA!

---It's funny. With DDP, all his matches are great or shit. I've never had an average match with him.

In the head offices, NCPW Owner Matt Doyle is at his desk, and The Dynamic Duo are making a card house on a table in the background.

DOYLE: Well, you'll have to wait a moment there. I generally let Kiefer deal with that sort of thing.

JERICHO: Well, would it help if I said that you're the best damn commissioner to set foot in any wrestling organisation, and there will NEVER...EEEVVVEEERRR...be one as good as you again?

JERICHO: Definatley! Ralphus here saw him cheat in the CWW feeder fed every week when he was down there...didn't you.

JERICHO: One more question. Why is it that in your films, you usually play some kind of psychopath?

JERICHO: YOU SEE! ALL YOU PEOPLE HERE IN ILLINOIS SAW THAT! HE TOOK A CHAIR AND BEAT MY BODY GUARD WITH IT, AND NOW HE'S AFTER ME! HE CHEATS! THE STIPULATION IS A MUST!

JODY: You son of a bitch! You are pushing me too far! At NYR, I may have to show you this chair up close and personal...

Jody raises the chair and brings it down...RALPHUS dives in the way! Jericho bails and drags Ralphus with him as Jody celebrates to the crowd's approval.

SHAMROCK: Last night, Tiger Mask IV gave me one hell of a fight, and I respect him for that. So, to make this short...Tiger Mask, you and me are gonna have another submission match at NEW YEARS REVOLTION!

They shake hands, but TMIV hits a spin kick, sending Ken down the aisle again. He then runs off as Ken snaps and gives chase.

DDP is in the ring and beating on Sick Boy. Sick Boy fights back though and sends DDP into the turnbuckle. Mikey jumps in and hits a Whippersnapper on Sick Boy and counts himself the 3! DDP walks out of the corner and Diamond Cutters Mikey. He cunts a 3 on both guys.

PAGE: I don't know, Mikey it seems you have some sort of obsession with me and Scott here. You just can't seem to leave either of us alone.

PAGE: Sick Boy...you just earnt yourself a world of hurt little man! For the time being, you and Mikey can fight between yourselves about who's gonna face me for this here TV Title Belt, and I hope it's you Scott! Until you two have made a decision though, i'm gonna sit back and wait. And when the time comes, you'll both feel the...BANG!

---Robbie and Keiji walk out to the top of the aisle as The Duo set up Kanyon for a double team move. Unabomb runs after them, and Al shouts at him to "get back here!" but gets hit with Total Innovation.

KANYON: Sonce we beat The Dynamic Duo by the skin of our teeth, we get to choose our opponents for NYR.

NOVA: Well, here's waht we decided to do. There will be a tournament, which includes us. At the end of the tournament, the two finalists will face each other on the PPV with the belts on the line.

---Awful. These are four of the members of my FTW division, and should be doing better…oh well, they do do better in singles matches anyway.

TAZ: HAHHAHA! Looks like I just choked your ass out! Tell me brutha, do you see NYR as being any different?

KIEFER: On Mayhem ,you aranged a match without my permission! You did not consult me, you did not even THINK about talking to me, did you?

SHAMROCK: I'm facing Tiger in a submission match whether you like it or not Kiefer. This aint one of your movies, you can't act like a psycho and expect to intimidate me.

KIEFER: At NYR, you will have a submission three-way. It will be you vs. TMIV vs. the winner of Raven vs. Yakushiji.

DOYLE: Fine. Just calm down a bit, OK? We've got more pressing matters to worry about than you getting into fights with the wrestlers.

DDP is smiling. Jody runs in from the crowd and lays out Ralphus with a chair. He goes after Jericho, but Jericho runs to the back with Jody in hit pursuit. Ralphus recovers and waddle after.

Then, Mikey Whipwreck crawls out from under the ring. He enters the ring and stands in the opposite corner of the ring to DDP and stares at him.

DDP smiles and quickly tries a Diamond Cutter, but Mikey pulls him off and Sick Boy hits The Cure on DDP. He goes to high five Mikey, but takes a Whippersnapper!

RAVEN: "Live by the sword. Die for your King. Fight for this life. One Land one King." The NCPW has but one true King, and he ahs called me to battle. Ken Shamrock...Tiger Mask IV...you do not feature in his plan. The Raven is going to battle for a higher cause. Quoth The Raven...Nevermore.

---The Dynamic Duo surrounded the ring after 30 seconds. Unabomb threw Matt some brass knuckles but Robbie caught them and took a swing. Doyle ducked and started to beg off, but Unabomb jumped into the ring…

Post match, Unabomb takes Robbie down with a Unabomb and grabs the Brass Knuckles. He and Snow hold Robbie up while Doyle puts the knuckles on. He starts to punch Robbie with them, and is drawing blood, when...

ROBBIE: You need to be careful at NYR. Unabomb isn't going to be an easy opponent. You can't just go in there expecting to be able to mat wrestle the guy. I know, i've fought him alredy. You...

ROBBIE: Look...you want Tiger Mask don't you? Me and Keiji have gor some unfinished business with The Dynamic Duo. We're all in there to go against guys we're gonna beat at the PPV, so I see no reason why we can't function as a team.

SHAMROCK: I need some back up. Our commissioner has booked me against Al Snow in tonight's main event. I want to know that you two will be there to back me up in case the Coalition get any ideas.

Ken leaves and the cameras follow. As Ken enters his locker room, he spots Raven sitting in there waiting.

RAVEN: This is nothing but a warning Shamrock. You may be the world's most dangerous man, but that doesn't mean much to me. At New Years Revolution, you will need to be wary of BOTH me and The Tiger. For now, I will leave you be, but don't think that I won't try to help my cause. Quoth The Raven. Nevermore.

KIEFER: OK you two...i've been watching you on the CCTV, and all you've done since tonight's show started is argue about who's gonna face DDP at NYR. Well, i'm the damn commissioner, so I choose which one of you faces him, no matter what you decide. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?

KIEFER: You two want to fight so bad, then you can have a match. The winner gets the title shot at the PPV.

Taz is walking around in the back with his FTW Title. He turns a corner and enters his locker room. Someone follows him in with a chair! It's Doug Williams! Doug hits Taz with the chair repeatedly until he's busted wide open! Taz is stumbling around, and Doug hits him again...NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX ON THE CONCRETE! Taz is down and Doug Williams is just walking away.

SNOW: As you can see, I came out here tonight without Unabomb, to prove a point. I am a fighter, not a coward, and I do not need to hide behind the big man to get by. Ken Shamrock, I am not scared of you. I have beaten you before, and i'll do it again! You prove yourself to be a real contender and come ut here alone too!

KIEFER: Great. Enough of the niceties. Al, you need a stipulation that will allow us to put Plan A into action.

PAGE: OK...Sick Boy...Mikey Whipwreck...since you guys can't seem to decide which of you deserves a shot at my belt more, i'm gonna decide for ya. The decision wasn't an easy one, I can tell you that! So, at NEW YEARS REVOLUTION 2003, the TV Title will be on the line in a match involving DDP...and...Mikey Whipwreck AND Sick Boy! This way, I can fionish things up wit h Mikey, and as for you Scott...be ready, to feel the...BANG!

KANYON: Tonight, the third team of our tournament is decided when Benoit and Malenko fight E & C in a match to join Zero-G and Ohtani and Kanemoto in Round Two.

NOVA: We're gonna sit right here at rigside to see who pulls through, and of course to watch the upcoming FTW match. Then on Maonday, the final first round match will feature The Innovators taking on...

JERICHO: I'm not paranoid, I just know how much of a cheater you are! I know you've got a weapon up there with you just waiting to get in a cheap shot, haven't ya!

JERICHO: Why not? What's a midget like you gonna do, huh? Man, they let you go to Japan? Standards must have REALLY dropped since I was last down there!

Jody shakes his head and jumps down. He reveals that he has the Cruiserweight Title belt with him.

Ralphus walks towards a smiling Jody, who quickly flors him with the belt. He walks towards Jericho, but Jericho runs back into the arena.

KIEFER: Look you stupid bastard...they won't see it coming! All you have to do is just don't piss him off. You and Unabomb can remain at the top, and he'll take care of whoever tries to get in our way.

SNOW: Look...there's no need to go over board here. Just give me some time to come up with a stipulation for the match, then i'll consider your plan.

RAVEN RUNS IN! He goes straight to work on Tiger Mask IV and drops him with an Evenflow DDT! Snow tries to stop him, but he gets dropped too. Raven thens moves towards Shamrock, but Keiji gets in his way. EVENFLOW DDT ON KEIJI MUTOH! Shamrock throws Unabomb out of the ring, and he lands near the KO'ed Robbie Brookside. Shamrock and Raven go at it, but Shamrock ends up walking n to an Evenflow DDT. STF! RAVEN LOCKS ON AN STF! The officials swarm the ring as the show goes off air!

SNOW: It's not like Tiger Mask last week, that was only one night...I mean, there is no way I can partner this guy for more than a week.

KIEFER: OK Al...lets get one thing straight. NO ONE would expect HIM to be the newest member of our group, so it's to our advantage...

They enter the offices Doyle, Snow, Unabomb, Kiefer. As Kiefer shuts the door, Ken Shamrock jumps him and puts him in a neck-scissors.

SHAMROCK: First of all, since you've got me against that freak Raven at NYR, I want Tiger Mask IV one-on-on tonight.

SHAMROCK: Two reasons. ONE. I want to know if you have an embarrassing middle name. TWO...if you don't, then i'll snap your neck right now!

Post match, The Coalition continue to assault Keiji and Robbie. Ken Shamrock runs in! Shamrock runs in and hits a belly-to-belly on Al Snow! He turns around and...BAM! Kiefer Sutherland floors him with a chair. The show goes off air as the Coalition clebrate.

In the parking lot, Doug Williams is exiting his car. As he walks towards the main buildings Taz runs in from behind! TAZPLEX ON THE CONCRETE! Taz walks in laughing.

KIEFER: From here on, his life is gonna be utter HELL! Tonight...lets see...he can face Keiji Mutoh!

In the back, we hear a loud noise in DDP's locker room. The cameras go in to see Mikey Whipwreck has just floored SIck Boy with a chair.

On that note, The TV champion walks in and sees the mess. He laughs and ducks the Mikey chair shot before hitting the Diamond Cutter. He then grabs his bags and leaves.

Chris Jericho and Ralphus are walking back stage. As soon as they se Jody Fleisch coming around the corner, Jericho ducks behind Ralphus.

Jody goes to walk on, but Jericho hits him with a dropkick to the back of the head! He then picks up the Cruiserweight Title and hits the recovering Jody with it. Before he can steal the belt though, security comes around the corner. Chris drops the belt and runs, dragging Ralphus with him.

---When they went to the outside, The Coalition attacked and both men were counted out. The Duo and the two faces fought to the back.

---The Duo, Shamrock, Keiji returned and fought to the inside of the ring. The referee called for the bell. The fight continued and the Coalition took the advantage due to the extra person.

The Coalition have taken out the faces! They're beating the Hell out of them, and there's nothing they can do!

RAVEN! RAVEN HAS RUN IN! The Coalition are fleeing the ring as we go off air with Raven celebrating.

The World Champion enters the ring to a standing ovaton! He outs the title belt down in the middle of the ring and faces Al Snow.

BROOKSIDE: OK Al. On sunday, you and me face off for this belt again. And this time we have a stipulation...that you choose. Well...it's time to stop the avoiding and the running! We are less than a week away from the PPV, and you still haven't announced your stipulation.

SNOW: Fine. Lets have a history lesson. When I was fighting in the Indy feds, there was a certain match with Sabu I had that blew the roof of the gym we were in. You can have your Hardy Boyz vs. E & C vs. The Dudley Boyz in the WWF...you can have your J-Thunder vs. The Innoators vs. Zero-G right here in the NCPW, but the true ULTIMATE LADDER MATCH WAS ME VS. SABU!

SNOW: Not just any ladder match. Back then, we used a 20 foot ladder, and to this day, it is the highest ladder used in professional wrestling. What I want is a match to beat that. I want a...25 FOOT HIGH LADDER MATCH!

BROOKSIDE: You know, I always said that I will be a fighting champion, and not back down from any challenge...and I meant it. You want that stipulation? YOU GOT IT!

SNOW: Glad to hear it. You best take that belt now, 'cause this is the last week you've got with it!

SNOW: GREAT! You two just get intimidated by the workers. Tell me, is our little surprise ready for the PPV?

SNOW: Good. I'll give him a chance, but that doesn't mean I trust or like him any more than I did when the NCPW started.

Tiger Mask runs in and hits a spin kick on Shamrock! Shamrock goes down, and Tiger Mask grabs Raven. Raven hits a kick! EVENFLOW DDT! STF! Tiger Mask is tapping...and here comes Ken Shamrock again! He breaks it up and applies the Ankle Lock to Raven! The officials are flooding the ring as we cut to...

After the match referee Raven raises the hands of the victors. The losing team then returns to the ring and a brawl begins! Shamrock takes out TMIV with a belly-to-belly suplex, and Unabomb hits the Unabomb on Keiji Mutoh! Al Snow and Robbie Brookside both go sailing over the top rope from a cross-body by Robbie. Raven hits an Evenflow DDT on Unabomb and then another on Ken Shamrock! Matt Doyle and Kiefer Sutherland are going crazy as Raven stands in the ring celebrating and we go off air.

The pyros hit and THURSDAY FIREBALL begins. We see highlights of the awesome main event of MONDAY MAYHEM, and a video package to build up the PPV tracking the whole Robbie Brookside vs. Al Snow feud so far. We then get ready for the opening match.

Mikey Whipwreck is in the ring! He hits DDP with the cahir agains and then sets it up in the middle of the ring. He hits a DDT on DDP and then picks him up...WHIPPERSNAPPER! And Mikey landed sitting on the chair! He's just sitting there celebrating...

Mikey looks over his should to the aisle and doesn't see SIck Boy enter through the crowd. When he turns back...BANG! Sick Boy hits a dropkick to the face, sending Mikey over backwards. Mikey rolls out of the ring and runs back up the aisle with Sick Boy in hot pursuit!

In the halls, Raven walks out of a room. A couple of seconds later, Al Snow enters the same room. It is the head offices.

---Unabomb nailed a Unabomb on Keiji while the referee wasn't looking to allow Al to finish him. The same happened to Taz later.

Post match, Unabomb picks Keiji up and drops him with a Unabomb. He does the same to Taz. Then...the lights go off. When they turn back on, Raven in standing in the NE corner of the ring behind Al Snow and Unabomb. When Al and Unabomb turn and see Raven arms outstretched, they turn and run back up the aisle. This leaves Raven to pick up and drop Taz and Keiji with Evenflow DDTs.