November 2002 TV

SNOW: HAHA! Ever the comic! Robbie, last night you made two big mistakes! The first one was winning that belt, 'cause now you gotta face me! The second one was hitting me with a cross-arm Iconoclasm after the match! Now you've gotta deal with me and...well, I decided to get some revenge.

SNOW: Watch what you say boy! You're talking to the man who controls the Demon of Destruction...You're talking to the man who will be the next and three time world champion...you're talking to the man...who is best friends with the commissioner!

ROBBIE: For those who don't know, I will have to defend my world title every week on Thursday Fireball. What Al doesn't know is that he has to defend his top contendership spot too!

FOLEY: That's right Al! Every week on Monday Mayhem, you will defend your top contenders spot against an opponent of my choosing. Should you win, then Robbie will face the same person on FIreball. Should you lose, the person who beat you goes to the PPV and you stay at home!

---Unabomb dominated the whole match for the first five minutes. Then Test fired back with a pump handle from nowhere! A Big Boot got him two, but Unabomb reversed his Irish whip and hit a Big Boot of his own. One Unabomb later and Unabomb had a convincing win in his bag.

SICK: Every week on MOnday Mayhem, you and I will face each other. The winner of each match gets to choose the stipulation for the next match on Thursday Fireball. The matches will continue in a best of 5 style tournament. Should a 5th match be needed, it will take place at the OVERKILL PPV.

---The Flock and The Brits went back and forth. Jody hit his Phoenix 720 DDT at the same time as Raven hit the Evenflow on Doug. He didn’t turn in time to stop the count.

---DDP and TMIV put on an awesome match in DDP’s title shot he earned from winning the F8. The crowd were hot through-out and DDP eventually escaped a Yokosuka Cutter and hit a Diamond Cutter! Then…you know who ran in and hit a Whippersnapper to get TMIV Disqualified to keep his title.

DDP: I won the F8 to earn my shot at the TV title tonight. Mikey...i'm through caring about you! I tried to patch things up with you and you didn't care, and now you've taken my chance from me too. Well, you've got a lot to deal with now! Mikey...you will feel the...BANG!!!!!!

---Rhino set up for The Gore into the corner, but Edge avoided it and hit the flailing Rhino with his finisher for the three while Christian fought Shamrock on the outside with a steel chair.

InterviewPost match, Ken Shamrock enters the ring and goes after E & C. They grab chairs, and hit Shamrock with a Con-Chair-To. Shamrock looks blankly towars the crowd, then...HE'S SNAPPED! SHAMROCK IS IN HIS ZONE! He hits a bellt-to-belly suplex on Edge then a high angle one on Christian! Then...he picks Rhino up and...BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! HE'S GOT RHINO IN THE ANKLE LOCK! Officials storm the ring, and each one gets a belly-to-belly for their troubles! But wait! Rhino is up! Shamrock seems to be calming down and looks spaced out. The commentators wonder if he even knows what he's done? He turns and...GORE! GORE! GORE! Rhino takes off towards the back! Shamrock slowly gets to his feet and...HE'S SNAPPED AGAIN! Belly-to-belly suplexes for the remaining officials and then he runs to the back!

---Jericho was in trouble and he knew it! After two minutes, he tried to walk out, but Al Snow grabbed him and threw him back in, then left to the back! Unabomb destroyed Jericho for most of the remaining eight minutes of the match.

SNOW: I suppose you're all thinking...probably not, but if you are, you'll be thinking "Why was Chris Jericho facing Unabomb?" Well, it was my doing! I arranged the match. The question is...why? Well, I had it on good authority that Chris Jericho was to be my next opponent on Mayhem.

---Along with The Innovators, Zero-G are my most consistent team. With Kash down and out from a Dragon Suplex on the outside, Ohtani hoists Storm onto his shoulders and Kanemoto moonsaults for the three.

They stare at each other and Ken offers his hand to Rhino. Rhino thinks about it and appears to be accepting it, but...HE SPITS IN KEN'S FACE! SHAMROCK HAS SNAPPED! GORE! SHAMROCK NO SELLS! BELLY-TO-BELLY! RHINO NO SELLS! A huge brawl has erupted in the back, and officials and wrestlers alike are trying to break it up!

---Balls once again fought well, but was outclassed. Maybe he should enter the FTW division? He pout Robbie in a sleeper, but “The Wildcat” fought back and hit a spinning wheel kick and leg lariat before hitting the finish.

Al Snow and Unabomb run in! They both attack Robie Brookside. Robbie holds his own, but Al and Unabomb appear to be too strong together for him! Balls Mahoney evens the odds, and a mass brawl is on as we go off air!

MIKEY: So DDP, how does it feel? How does it feel to be both the winner and loser at the same time? At Cruiser Kings, I was just that. I had the better matches, I put in all the effort but still came out as the loser...yet obviously the winner, I mean, i'm in the TV Title division! DDP, you won the match, but lost the title shot! HAHAHA! When will you learn DDP? I HAVE FOUGHT LONG AND HARD TO GET THE TV TITLE, AND YOU TOOK THAT CHANCE FROM ME AT F8! WELL NOW...i've taken your chance too! Come on DDP! Where's your fighting spirit? Get back in there! In fact, get over here and fight me! COME ON DPP! COME FIGHT ME! HAHAHA!

---Unabomb controls most of the match till Essa gets a chance to use his speed. Unfortunately, he made a BIG mistake. He went for a springboard rana and landed straight in to the Unabomb.

FOLEY: Next to me is the NCPW TV Champion. Well, it seems we have a problem with top contenders. You see, DDP earned the top contendership spot at F8 and wasn't given his fair chance. Mikey Whipwreck on the other hand has been trying to get this title for ages, and he too deserves a shot at the belt. Well, me and Mr. Sayama here have come up with a solution. At OVERKILL there will be a TV Title match pitting Tiger Mask IV against...both DDP and Mikey in a three-way match! That is all for now, and we shall see you there.

TAKA: At OVERKILL, J-Thunder do not want to face just any team. We wish to face a team that has earned their title shot...or should TEAMS. You see, there will be TWO four-way tag matches at OVERKILL. To decide which teams are in which, for the next three shows there will be qualifier matches. Tonight, we have qualified for the title match, and Team Alfonso for the top contenders match. Over the next three shows, the winners of their matches will join us in the title match, and the losers will join Team Alfonso in the top contenders match.

---Poor match. During the match, Ken Shamrock walked down to ringside and distracted Rhino after he’d hit the Gore. This let LSD recover and hit the Acid Drop.

Snow walks down the aisle and picks up the fallen Brookside. He hits him with a Snow Plow on the steel aisle! He picks him up and...another Snow Plow! And...Another! Robbie is bleeding badly as officials rush in to help as the show goes off air.

---Shamrock ran down and Belly-to-belly suplexed Rhino, and Balls got a two. Unabomb ran in later and took out Shamrock. He then hit Balls with the Unabomb and propped him up in the corner on a chair. GORE! It’s over!

ROBBIE: AL Snow...you and your little lacky Unabomb have got nothing but HELL coming your way! First of all, you're too afraid to face me alone, so you get Unabomb to do the dirty work for you, and then you come in a clean up! Well, LOOK AT THIS! (Robbie points to a scar on his head from where Al Snow Plowed him) YOU did this Al SNow! YOU DID THIS AND I WILL PAY YOU BACK TEN FOLD! As for you Chris Jericho...do yourself a favour and leave now, 'cause I will take you apart if you are in the ring when that bell sounds tonight!

MIKEY: At OVERKILL...The Game we play is simple...play is simple...three men enter...men enter...two men get whippersnappered! HAHAHAHA! AT OVERKILL, MIKEY WHIPWRECK IS GONNA GET HIS BELT!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!

InterviewTAZ: Sick Boy...that's two nil to the FTW champion punk!On Mayhem, I will finish this! Let me think...I think i'll enjoy choking your ass out inside a CAGE!!!!

---Unabomb KILLS Masato for the full five minutes and twelve seconds. Six Unabombs, and each time, he pulled Masato up to deliver more beating. Eventually, he left him down after Unabomb number seven.

Ken Shamrock enters the parking lot and walks towards his car. But...GORE! Rhino Gored Shamrock through the wind screen! He picks him up and piledrives him on the car! Now he's after the camera man!

When we returned, we are in Commissioner Foley's office. Ken Shamrock is standing next to Foley who is at his desk. In the background, we can see the two unidentified figures staring and pointing out the window.

SHAMROCK: Rhino...when I snapped you took it as turning on you. Well, it seems the only way to settle this is to do so like men. At OVERKILL you will face me in a no holds barred match. Anything goes. You and me.

---Poor old Essa gets slaughtered! His mistake was hitting a springboard arm drag. This pissed Shamrock who snapped. Shamrock killed him after that very quickly.

SNOW: OK, OK...all you idiots can just shut up or go back to the billa-bong or whatever bush you were born under! Tonight, I face another mystery opponent. Well...i'm ready! I'm out here alone, so whoever my opponent is...get out here! HEY! Look, i'll even give you a chance to get your PPV title shot. I'll make this match a no dq match.

---Shamrock ran down and threw Snow a frying pan then left. Snow hit Rhino with it four times, but Rhino just get progressively more pissed off! When he charged for a spear though, Al hit a superkick and then a moonsault. Bye Bye Rhino!

---These two fought hard. When Unabomb ran in though, the referee was quick to act and set about sending him to the back, allowing Balls to hit the top rope chair shot behind the referee’s back for the three.

FOLEY: That sounds good. You go and pick two members of your little erm...group and then have a match before the main event. IF you do that, thenI will officially grant you your match.

DDP: At OVERKILL, I finally get to get my hands on BOTH Mikey and TIger Mask IV. Each one of us uses a form of the Ace Crusher, but we all know the definitive version is the Diamond Cutter. At OVERKILL, you will both fell the...

SICK: First of all...a big HEY! to all my fans here in...MELBOURNE!!!! (Cheap pop) Now...tonight I face Doug Williams. Well, before that, I have an announcement to make. TAZ! You took me lightly again, didn't ya! Now i've got one win back. Well, our next clash on Monday will be a Falls Count Anywhere match. Howzat?

BALLS: Unabomb, it's about time we finished this, At OVERKILL, right here in Australia, it's gonna be The Demon Of Destruction vs. The Chair Swinging Freak in a No DQ match! As for tonight, I want a challenge! To warm up for OVERKILL, I will face...BAM BAM BIGELOW!

Unabomb runs in and distracts the referee again. Balls goes for a chairshot and gets it. Unabomb runs in and hits the Unabomb then leaves. BBB hits his finisher soon after.

---Rhino just doesn’t fit in with the current top liners. To cut it short, Rhino Gored Robbie and then Shamrock ran in to stop the fall. Rhino saw it coming and left the ring, and Gored Shamrock up the aisle as he charged. Rhino re-entered the ring and went for Gore number 3 but Robbie superkicked him for the three.

InterviewIn the back, J-Thunder are getting ready to leave the arena. We hear someone shout "SHOUNEN AI" (Japanese for Boys who like boys i believe) at them. When they turn, it's Koji Kanemoto and Shinjiro Ohtani!

LSD: Last week, I lost a match and then challenged Unabomb and lost again. This week I won a match, so lets see if I can win two matches in one show. I am the next challenger for Al Snow!

SNOW: (high pitched) HAHAHAHAHA! See how much fun this is? Don't ya just love to see people getting hurt like this? HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA! Robbie Brookside? Roooobbbiiie...I know you aint gonna stand for this! But if I was you, that's exactly what I would do! I would stand there and watch, 'cause this is what's gonna happen on Sunday!

Al watches the aisle, and doesn't see Balls and Robbie sneak in through the crowd. He only notices when he hears Balls' chair crack over Unabomb' head. He turns and Robbie hits him with a snap suplex. Al gets up and runs into a high-angle belly-to-belly suplex. Up again, he tastes a superkick. Al is flailing and rolls out of the ring. Unabomb is quick to join him.

Robbie Brookside is driving in. He starts to get out of the car, but Unabomb hits the windscreen with a sledgehammer! It shatters as Robbie reverses. Snow is seen on a wall laughing. Robbie drives straight at Unabomb who drops the hammer and runs. Robbie gets out of the car and picks up the sledgehammer, he advances towards the Dynamic Duo and they run.

---Great title defence. LSD tried to diving head butt Robbie through a table, but it didn’t break. He then tried an acid drop though it, but Robbie threw him off. One Cross-Armed Iconoclasm later and it was over.