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NCPW BRAVE NEW WORLD 2003: TAG TEAM TURMOIL

We hear the opening riffs of Iron Maidens "Brave New World" play and we are shown clips of Glen Jacobs in the OTT rumble and his altercations with the world champion Al Snow. As Bruce Dickinsons voice kicks in, we are also shown some older clips of the Al Snow vs Raven feuds, aswell as Glen as Unabomb helping Al, and the face turn of Jacobs. We then see clips of Mikey Whipwreck in the Coalition tournament and his eventual win, followe by his confrontation with Raven from the past two Mettle Tapings. As we hit the chorus we see Ken Shamrock fighting Raven, and then finally the four competitors flash up onto the screen with Ken Shamrock in the middle in a referee shirt.

We fade to the crowd shot of the sold out arena and the camera pans around as we see every person on their feet cheering. We cut to the commentary table where our announcers for tonight are…Jim Ross appears to be there on his own.

ROSS: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to NCPW Brave New World 2003! I'm Good Ole JR, and I've been told that I will be joined by a guest host tonight, but he appears not to have shown up yet. In his absense, I'll try to keep up best I can. Right now I understand that we are ready to start our opening match, so lets get going.

The hot crowd is ready as The Flight Of Icarus (Iron Maiden) hits and the former tag champs J-Thunder enter the ring. Once in the ring, TAKA gets on the mic.

TAKA: Tonight, we are booked to be in the opener of the PPV. Well, J-Thunder are former tag team champions, and former members of the elite Kai En Tai. Yet, we still only get to be in the opener? All you pieces of trailer park trash here in Florida can kiss our ass' `cause this is gonna be over in 5 minutes.

FUNAKI: Essa Rios…Eiji Ezaki…what I want you to do right now is stay right where you are. Stay right there and think about this. You are about to receive the worse ass kicking of your lives against the former tag team champions. Do you really want to come out here tonight? Do you REALLY want…

Shoichi is cut off by Fight The Dream (FMW Produced), and Essa and Eiji run down the aisle to a good ovation. They've obviously had enough of TAKA and Funaki running their mouths.

ESSA RIOS & EIJI EZAKI

J-THUNDER (TAKA MICHINOKU & SHOICHI FUNAKI)

The idea of the opener was to keep the crowd interested before we get to the storylined matches, and it sure succeeded in that! The crowd was wide awake as the two teams put on an awesome show of high spots.

At one point, TAKA sent Essa to the outside with a dropkick, and went for his springboard plancha to the outside, but Essa ran around the ring post and celebrated his escape. What he didn't see was that TAKA has stopped on the third rope, and he leaped over to the other rope and nailed Essa anyway! The crowd boo madly as TAKA and Funaki cheer in the ring. The new team did have their own moments too, such as Eiji hitting a Thunder Fire Bomb on TAKA, allowing Essa to hit his moonsault for two. After a short sequence of near falls from Funaki and Eiji, Essa hit TAKA with a huracanrana as Eiji hit another Thunder Fire Bomb, this time to Funaki and finished him up with a Firebird Splash for the 1-2-3.

Essa Rios and Eiji Ezaki defeated J-Thunder when Eiji Ezaki pinned Funaki with the Firebird Splash in 0:12:06.

Rating: **** 1/4

After the match, Essa and Eiji celebrate to the crowds approval and then Essa gets on the mic.

ESSA: Here in the Florida Arena (cheap pop) we have defeated former tag team champions. Now, this moves us up the ladder a bit.

EIJI: In fact, this should move us up the ladder so much that we are making a challenge. Tonight, we are challenging the winners of the four way tag titles match tonight to a match on Mettle for the titles.

Essa cannot finish what he was saying, as Never Trust A Jackyl (NCPW Produced) plays and the crowd boos as Eddie Guerrero and Michael Modest walk out and stand in the aisle. Eddie has a mic, and they are seemingly enjoying the boos.

EDDIE: Just what I expected from you idiots. No respect. Essa Rios…Eiji Ezaki…DO NOT, for one moment think that we have forgotten how you got lucky last month.

MODEST: If you guys want to challenge the tag champs, then look no further! After tonight, WE shall hold the tag titles, and all of you (pointing to the fans) can go to Hell!

Essa and Eiji have seemingly hear enough from The Jackyl Pack and charge down the aisle at them. The Jackyl Pack are quick to make an exit as the new and increasingly popular team of Essa Rios and Eiji Ezaki give pursuit. We cut back to Jim Ross.

ROSS: My God what a match we have just witnessed! Essa Rios and Eiji Ezaki are one team that I would put my money on going far in the NCPW. Look out for these two! Up next is…

And again, someone is cut off. This time it is Die Again (Wolfsbane) that plays and that means that The Coalition are entering! The crowd go straight in standing boovation mode as the curtain parts. It seems that the NCPW Commissioner Kiefer Sutherland is walking out here alone. He makes his way to the commentary table.

ROSS: Commissioner Kiefer? Kiefer…

KIEFER: …Is this thing on?

ROSS: Unfortunately yes.

ROSS: Nothing. So what brings you out here?

KIEFER: Are you some kind of idiot? I told you that you had a very special, distinguished guest commentator to help you tonight, so what the Hell do you think I'm doing out here?

ROSS: Did the distinguished guest not turn up then?

KIEFER: Oh yeah, you're a real comedian, aren't ya Ross! Well let me tell you JR, if you don't stop fucking around then I won't hesitate to fire you on the spot, right here on live pay-per-view.

ROSS: Fine. Do you want to announce the next match, or is sitting here with you honour enough for me tonight?

KIEFER: You go ahead and tell everyone what is happening next while I get this head-set working.

ROSS: Up next is the Top Contenders Cruiserweight Battle Royal! The winner of this match will get a two match rest and then fight Chris Jericho for the Cruiserweight Title!

The 12 participants are "Phoenix" Jody Fleisch, Billy Kidman, Gran Hamada, "Fabulous" Blitzkrieg, Super Crazy, Rey Misterio Jr., "Phase Two" Jonny Storm, Tajiri, Juventuud Guerrera, Johnny Saint, Chavo Guerrero Jr., and Masato Yakushiji.

TOP CONTENDERS CRUISERWEIGHT BATTLE ROYAL

The match was fought under the normal battle royal rules, and the reaction was mixed. The match itself was a top class cruiserweight battle royal, but alas the crowd only really popped for the eventual winner Jody Fleisch. After some great action, we were left with Jody, Kidman, Chavo Jr. and Hamada. Hamada straight away hit an arm drag on Chavo, but was then hit with a double superkick from Jody and Kidman sending him to the outside. Chavo then hit a dropkick to both guys, sending them over the top and started celebrating. Both Jody and Kidman hung on though, and to quote Kiefer on commentary "Jody and Kidman skin the cat, and…OOOOH! Jody hits Kidman with a stiff kick! Kidman is gone!" Jody then ran the ropes and hit a high leg clothesline on Chavo, sending him to the outside. Jody wins!

[Top Contenders Cruiserweight Battle Royal]: No-Countout-No-DQ-12-Man Battle Royal

Jody Fleisch won a 12-man Battle Royal:

Jody is recovering from the match in the middle of the ring.

KIEFER: Jody Fleisch goes on to face Chris Jericho later tonight, where I have no doubt he'll show just how under-handed he can be!

ROSS: What do you mean by that?

KIEFER: Well, you saw him tonight turn on Kidman to get the win, and out Cruiserweight champion has always said that Jody is a no good cheater! Tonight, I see Jody taking the title through cheating behind the referees back!

Jody is standing in the ring, and is calling to the ring announcer.

KIEFER: What does he want now?

Jody is thrown a mic.

FLEISCH:Chris Jericho…tonight is the night I finally get that belt of mine back! Now, I know that you have this thing about me cheating. Well, if your so worried about that, then you'll like my added stipulation for tonight! Tonight, the cruiserweight title match will have not one, but two referees! And to top that, the title can change hands on a disqualifiacation! What do you say Chris.

KIEFER: Don't do it Chris! He has a plan!

The big screen flashes on, and the cruiserweight champ "Lionheart" Chris Jericho appears and is stading with his belt and Ralphus.

JERICHO: Well now Mr. Flash, you think you have some big plan, don't you? Well, I'll tell you what, I'll give you your stipulations, and then you all will never…e-e-e-e-ever be able to say I'm not a fair and fighting champion again!

Rise From The Ashes (NCPW Produced) plays and Jody walks up the aisle as the screen flashes back to the crowd view. We cut to the commentary table again.

ROSS: Well, Jody Fleisch will indeed be going on to the title match later tonight. Up next…

We hear a phone ring.

KIEFER: It's my cell phone. What do you think it is?

ROSS: You bought your cell phone to ringide with you?

Kiefer give JR an evil look and then answers the phone.

KIEFER: Hello?…so it's you huh?…look you piece of shit, after tonight, you're gonna be sitting at home wishing you hadn't tried stalking me, `cause when I find out who you are on Mettle I'm gonna give you Hell…hello? (Kiefer puts his phone down) Damn piece of shit.

Jim Ross shakes his head and we go back to the aisle to see the entrants of the next match. War Machine (Kiss) hits and Taz enters the ring to a few cheers.

TAZ: I AM TAZ! THE SOON TO BE NCPW FTW CHAMPION! BEAT ME IF YOU CAN! SURVIVE IF I LET YOU! Rob Van Dam…Doug Williams…Justin Credible…think very carefully about that last line before you come out here tonight!

The next to enter is in fact Justin Credible who enters to Cowboys From Hell (Pantera). He stands in the aisle swinging his cane around, and waits to the side of the big screen. We then hear Walk (Pantera) and Rob Van Dam walks through the curtain. It seems that the match has already started!

"ANARCHIST" DOUG WILLIAMS (C)

"THE WHOLE F'N SHOW" ROB VAN DAM

"THE HUMAN SUPLEX MACHINE" TAZ

As soon as RVD stepped through the curtain, Justin went to work with his Singapore Cane! CRACK! Staig across RVDs head! CRACK! Again! Taz is running down! CRACK! Taz gets a cane shot to the head! Then…Anarchy In The UK (Sex Pistols) plays and the champion runs through the curtain, title in hand, and decks Credible with the belt shot of doom! He then reaches back through the curtains…he's got a trashcan full of weapons! The action soon got back to the ring after this, mainly because all three particiapnts ran from the champion and his assorted weapons. Doug went straight to work on RVD with a baking tray on the outside, leaving Taz and Credible in the ring. After T-Bone Suplex, Taz taunted Credible, allowing him to hit a low blow and a superkick. Credible then dragged the former FTW champ over to the post…JR is screaming "OH MY GOD! IS HE GOING TO…? HE CAN'T…" and Credible plants Taz with a That's Incredible from the top-rope! 1-2-3! The first elimination!

As Justin celebrated in the ring over the fallen Taz, Doug Williams sneaks up behind him. He spins Credible and…NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! One…Two…ThrNO! RVD just pulled Doug out of the ring?!?! A Van Daminator puts the champ down, but RVD isn't done, and hits another one, this time sending Doug into the crowd. RVD then enters the ring and he and Credible start brawling. The crowd don't know who to cheer, but there is still some heat. Doug meanwhile is recovering, and has grabbed a chair from a fan. He gets in the ring and BANG! Chairshot to Credible! Credible is against the ringpost, and RVD is over the other side of the ring. Doug has set him up for…VAN TERMINATOR! 1-2-3!

There is now a stare down between Doug and RVD. JR states "these two still have a lot of bad blood, and they're like a volcano waiting to erupt." To which Kiefer replies "And it's erupting tonight! The Anarchist and RVD are ready to..BANG!" RVD hits a right hook, but Doug rebounds with a few of his own! More of the same from Doug and RVD, except this time, things ended up differently. As Doug hit a snap suplex, Justin Credible (who has been on the outside) got in the ring and cracked Doug over the head with a cane shot! To quote JR "He's dead! Oh My God! That cane shot just took his head off!" Justin rolled RVD on top and we have a new FTW champion!

No-Countout-No-DQ-Four Corners MatchRob Van Dam defeated Doug Williams, Taz and Justin Credible:

x Credible beat Taz via the That's Incredible in 0:06:24

x Van Dam beat Credible via the Van Terminator in 0:13:45

x Van Dam beat Williams via the Five Star Frog Splash in 0:20:12

(Rob Van Dam won the NCPW FTW Title.)

Rob Van Dam wakes up as Credible is leaving, and realises that he's got the pin, as the referee is handing him the FTW Title. RVD holds th belt aloft and points to himself tryng to start a Rob…Van Dam chant in time with his music. Realising it aint happening, he takes a mic.

RVD: Welcome Florida to the dawning of a new era! Now that a truly worthy champion has taken the FTW Title belt, you can all go home happy and sleep peacefully because The Whole F'N Show just got the belt! Why? Because I'm Rob Van Dam! I am the best! Tonight I beat three other men alone in this ring and now I'm gonna show you all what being the FTW champion is all about! So lets hear it people! ROB…VAN DAM!

The crowd does what they always do when Rob tries to start this chant and add their own "SUCKS!" chant after the "DAM" part from Rob.

KIEFER: Just like all Florida natives there JR. They give no recognition to the greatest FTW champion the NCPW will ever see!

ROSS: The greatest huh? We'll see what happens when it's just him and Doug one-on-one. It seems that your challengers tonight have a message for you Kiefer!

We cut to the parking lot. We see Glen Jacobs standing in the rain.

JACOBS: Al Snow…you and me have a destiny that is intertwined. I am going to get you in the ring one way or the other, and tonight is just the beginning of what will be Hell for you, but heaven for me. Tonight is the beginning of your redemption!

The camera pans down and we see Raven sitting on the floor under Glen. He has a sombre look on his face, barely visible through the hair.

RAVEN: Tonight is about one thing, and one thing alone. YOU kiefer want to know who your stalker is. Well what about me? What bout Raven? I have sweated it out from day one in the NCPW, and for what? To be played as a pawn in a match that revolves around a guy who isn't even in attendance tonight? WHY? Why should we be forced into this? Why should we be subjected to this? I'll tell you why. Tonight I prove myself again. Tonight I may not walk out the victor, but I will walk out the winner. You see…

Raven gets up, and Glen is smiling. The camera begins to pan out as Raven slowly spins in the rain.

RAVEN: This is my environemnt. This is my way of life. I have braved the storms before, and now my mortal enemy is the one who is to hold control over the match? The deck is stacked high aginst us, but cards are just that.

JACOBS: Tonights clash will prove but one thing. WE are the ones who will make all the difference.

RAVEN: Quote The Raven. Nevermore.

As we slowly fade out, Raven is laughing out loud. We cut back to the commentators.

ROSS: Strong words there from the former world champion and who you would have to believe could be the next world champion.

KIEFER: Oh yeah Ross, you support the crowd favourites. I will be realistic. Raven…Glen Jacobs…it's easy enough to talk big, but do really think that when you come in from the rain that you will be able to back it up? Ken Shamrock was chosen as the referee by Mr. Doyle for a reason! Raven, I just hope you're ready to get that stalker to Mettle!

ROSS: Well, you have to win tonight first Kiefer.

KIEFER: Correction JR. I don't have to do a damn thing. My men, the best in the NCPW have to and WILL win tonight, so be ready Raven.

ROSS: Fine. We'll see if you're right. Lets get ready for the next match.

The first tune to hit is Don't Trust A Jackyl (NCPW Produced), and The Jackyl Pack enter the ring to a chorus of boos, and a few chants of "Essa!" and "Eiji!". We then hear Last Resort (Papa Roach), and the former tag champs Zero-G enter to a few boos. Although no storyline ahs been put forward for them lately, the crowd still has a hate for them, left over from the days when they were the top team in the NCPW. Kryptonite (3 Doors Down) hits and The Innovaors enter to a good ovation from the Florida crowd. Then, Prisoner (Iron Maiden) plays and The Final Chapter enter with their belts. They have a good amount of cheers, but are not really over as the champions. There are still "Essa!" and "Eiji!" chants.

EDDIE: All you idiots can shut up, `cause those two boys I would hope are smart enough to stay out of our business!

NCPW TAG TITLES MATCH

The Final Chapter Shinjiro Ohtani & Koji Kanemoto) (C)

The Jackyl Pack (Eddie Guerrero & Michael Modest)

The Innovators (Kanyon & Nova)

Zero-G (Kid Kash & Devon Storm)

This match didn't really flow as well as others on the card. It seems that four-way tag matches rarely do in the NCPW, and someone should look into the booking of them really. Anyways, it had its moments, but the eliminations were too soon after each other. The first elimination was in the 17th minute. Kanyon and Devon Storm were the legal men in the ring, and they tumbled to the outside where the referee started to make a count. The referee was then distracted by Eddie Guerrero, and Modest took a walk around the ring to where the two were fighting and hit a Backdrop Driver on Kanyon! The crowd boo madly as he and Devon shake hands, then…BAM! Backdrop Driver to Devon Storm too! Modest ducks under the ring, and the referee looks out. 1…2…3…4…5…6…Modest comes out from under the ring and gets in the ring…7…8…9…10! The Innovators and Zero-G have both been eliminated!

With Modest already in the ring, Kanemoto joins him and…FIGHT THE DREAM! Essa Rios is making a beeline for the ring! The referee gets out of the ring and stops him, and the two argue. Meanwhile, Eddie grabs a chair and throws it to Modest. BAM! Down goes Kanemoto! BAM! Down goes Ohtani to an Eddie chair shot on the outside! Here comes Eiji Ezaki through the crowd! Thunder Fire Bomb to Modest! He lands next to Kanemoto and they both have one arm on the other! Eddie turns around and…TOPE CON HILO! Eiji Ezaki just nailed Eddie! And heres the referee! 1…2…3! Wait aminute…who just won?

KIEFER: YES! New tag champs! The Jackyl Pack have won the titles!

ROSS: But Koji got the pin too Kiefer. Lets see what the official decision is.

After a bit of arguing, the referee and the ring announcer come to a decision.

RING ANNOUNCER: After much deliberation, we have decided that this mach is a draw. HOWEVER, due to the nature of which the match ended, our referee is vacating the titles.

Kiefer Sutherland gets up and gets in the ring.

KIEFER: What the Hell do you think you're doing? Only two people have that power, the owner and me. Tell me, what is your name?

REFEREE: Bob. Bob Wolverton.

Kiefer hits a right hand on the referee! He just KO'ed the referee!

KIEFER: You know, thinking about it, vacating the titles is an interesting idea Bob. I'll let you keep your job for now, and I'll let your decision stand.

Kiefer leaves the ring and joins JR at the announce table again.

Four Corners Match

The Final Chapter drew The Jackyl Pack, Zero-G and The Innovators:

x double countout (Kanyon and D. Storm) in 0:17:19

x double pin (Kanemoto and M. Modest) in 0:20:10

(The NCPW Tag Team Titles were vacated.)

ROSS: What do you think…do you think you have any right to do that?

KIEFER: That's something you've got to learn about me JR. I'M IN CONTROL!

The crowd stops booing as the ring announcer gets in the ring. Rise From The Flames (NCPW Produced) hits and Jody Fleisch enters the ring to the kind of ovation he'd expect back in England. Could the crowd be sensing a title change? The cheers quickly turn to boos though, as Poison (Alice Cooper) plays and the cruiserweight champion enters with Ralphus.

JERICHO: Well Mr. Flash, lets get this sorted right now. Get your referees ready, and we'll begin!

Jody signals to the back and two referees enter the ring. The bell rings and the match begins.

NCPW CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE MATCH

"Lionheart" Chris Jericho (C)

"Phoenix" Jody Fleisch

Jericho was looking confident until one referee exited the ring and made the announce ment that the match would be fought under British Rules! Jericho could visibly be hseen saying "What the fuck are British Rules?" BANG! Jody hit Jericho with the cruiserweight title! The match is over already! An announcement from refere one is heard: "Jody Fleisch recieves a warning." Jody goes for the pin. 1…2…shoulder up. Jericho gets to his feet, and Jody nails a dropkick, sending him to the outside! Jody runs the ropes and hits a baseball slide on Ralphus, sending him into Jericho! The two are arguing, and Jody nails both with a crossbody from the top rope to the outside! Jody gets in the ring and dances around for the cheering crowd. Jericho meanwhile is recovering, and re-enters the ring at the count of 7 from the referee. Huracanrana from Jody! 1…2…Ralphus distracts the referee! "Jericho recieves one warning." Ralphus throws Jericho some brass knuckles while referee two is trying to remove him from the apron. BANG! "Jericho recieves a public warning. One more offense will result in a disqualification, and the title will change hands." Jericho shouts at the referee and then goes for the pin. 1…2…weak kick out from Mr. Fleisch. Jericho runs, and…LIONSAULT! 1…2…shoulder up! Ralphus is on the apron again, but Jericho tells him to get down. He puts the brass knuckles in his tights. He tries to apply the Liontamer, but Jody gets to the ropes. Jericho is getting cocky and taunts the crowd. Jody rolls him up! But he lets go of the pin before 1? HE'S GOT THE BRASS KNUCKLES! BANG! "Jody Fleisch recieves a public warning, one more offense will lead to a DQ." Jody tries a cover, but Jericho is too close to the ropes and gets his feet under for a break. Jody climbs onto the apron and hits a sunset flip on Jericho 1…2…kick out! MY GOD! Ralphus throws a chair into the ring and the refere shouts at him. He doesn't have any time to remove the chair though, as Jody hits a Phoenix 720 DDT on Jericho, straight onto the chair! He goes for a pin, but the bell rings. What just happened?

The ring announcer states that Jody used the chair to gain impact on his finisher, and therefore is disqualified. Chris Jericho retains the title!

Chris Jericho defeated Jody Fleisch by disqualification in 0:13:56.

Rating: **** 1/4

(Chris Jericho retained the NCPW Cruiserweight Title.)

The crowd is not happy about the decision! They voice their opinion vocally with ass hole chants directed at the referees, Jericho, and Ralphus.

KIEFER: Well, it's his own fault.

ROSS: For once Kiefer, I agree with you.

KIEFER: Glad to hear it JR. If he hadn't used two referees, and British Rules, Ralphus would have been distracting the referee long enough for Jody to get the win from that! He's a damn idiot!

ROSS: I wouldn't go that far, but it is his own fault.

Before anymore can be said, Miracle Ecstacy (NCPW Produced) hits. MEN'S Teiho recieves a good ovation from the Florida faithful as he walks down to the ring with a seemingly new(ish) look: He's got long tights, in black with a MEN'S Teiho logo on one leg, and has his leather jacket on.

ROSS: Now this could easily be the next TV champion in the ring right now.

KIEFER: What? He's just a Raven wannabe from the looks of things! I mean, if he's the next TV champion, then you JR are a future world champion.

Teiho puts some shades on, and places a toothpick in his mouth. The crowd cheers as he gives his signature taunt signal for the Miracle Ecstacy as the pyros go off. The music fades out and we hear Cure (MetallicA) and the TV champion stands in the aisle with his belt and Revenge Cup.

SICK: Well well Mr. Teiho. You seem to be ready. For onight, don't ya? Well believe me Teiho, all the smart fans here now what I do. YOU are nothing more than a disease. A disease bought over from that shit hole known as Japan, and you should have been quarantined long before returning here. Well, since you obviously escaped the solitude of quarantine, it has been left to me to carry out the task.

The crowd is booing loudly now, and the camera shows some of the signs in the crowd including "Cure us of Sick Boy" and "Miracle Ecstacy? Sounds like drugs."

SICK: So MEN'S Teiho, as the NCPW TV champion I must warn you…Prepare to get Cured!

Sick Boy storms the ring and the match begins.

NCPW TV TITLE MATCH

"Cruiser King 2002 & Revenge Cup Winner" Sick Boy (C)

As soon as Sick Boy was under the ropes and on his feet we were treated to MEN'S Teiho hitting a heavy duty clothesline, sending Sick Boy back out again. Sick Boy managed to avoid a slingshot splash from the formerTV champion however, and came back with a series of cocky stomps. MEN'S is up! Sick Boy backs away, and climbs in the ring, and Teiho follows. A series of rights from Teiho and then hh whips Sick Boy into the ropes…BAM! Sick Boy retaliates with a heel kick. He thens lays into MEN'S Teiho with some equally viscious kicks, a bodyslam, a leg drop, and a top rope splash. He could still only get a two count though. Sick By held a lot of the advantage with some incredibly stiff looking moves, and MEN'S attacks were only in small bursts. The real break through came in the 12th minute though. As Sick Boy hit a nasty looking running elbow, D'Lo Brown appeared on the entrance ramp! He seemed to be eyeing up the match and then turned his attention to the Revenge Cup that Sick Boy had left on the aisle! As Sick Boy looked back to the aisle, D'Lo picked up the cup and looked at it. He mockingly gave it a clean and then proceeded to walk to the back with it. Sick Boy screamed at the curtain, and Teiho rolled him up! One…Two…Thrno! Sick Boy got in the ropes! MEN'S picks him up, and gives his taunt! He grabs Sick Boy by the throat for the Miracle Ecstacy! Sick Boy elbows his way out! Sick Boy runs the ropes and goes for a clothesline…Teiho ducks! He cathes Sick Boy coming back, and grabs his throat! MIRACLE ECSTACY! He gives a triumphant scream to the crowd and goes for the cover! 1…2…in the ropes again from the TV champ! Sick Boy is still dazed now though! MEN'S picks him up and sets him up for another one, but as he lifts Sick Boy, Sick Boy gets a kick to the midsection on Teiho, then a low blow and Teiho rolls to the outside. Sick Boy rolls to a corner and regains his senses. MEN'S climbs back in the ring, and attempts a stomp on the still downed Sick Boy, ut he rolls out of the way, and is instead nailed with a clothesline. With the champ down, Teiho taunts his opponent and works the crowd a little whilst turning his back on the champ. When he turns back…Kick to the midsection by Sick Boy! Going for…NO! MEN'S pushes Sick Boy off and throws him to the ropes, and ducks for a back body drop…VISCIOUS KNEE TO THE FACE! Teiho is still up, but may be put on his feet. Kick to the…that was a low blow! CURE! HE NAILED THE CURE! ONE…TWO…THREE!

No-Time-Limit-MatchSick Boy pinned MEN'S Teioh with the Cure in 0:20:38.

(Sick Boy retained the NCPW TV Title.)

Sick Boy immeadiatley rolls out of the ring and grabs his belt and makes his way up the aisle. He appears to be shouting something about his "damn trophy" and "D'Lo Brown".

ROSS: And the champion retains.

KIEFER: You see JR? I told you that piece of garbage in the ring wouldn't be the next champ!

ROSS: Yeah? Well if he'd have hit his finisher in the middle of the ring, then…

KIEFER: IF? There are no ifs JR, only the present.

ROSS: Well then, understand this. Sick Boy has not heard the last of MEN'S Teiho.

Kiefer starts to take his head set off as we hear Dangerous (NCPW Produced) hit and the special referee Ken Shamrock walks down the ramp in a referees shirt. The crowd give him a mixed reaction, as they don't know what to expect. Kiefer climbs in the ring and takes a mic.

KIEFER: KEN! Hey Ken! It's…

Ken grabs the mic.

SHAMROCK: Before you say a word Mr. Commissioner…I'm calling this one down the middle, and you can't change that!

KIEFER: Well fuck you then.

Kiefer goes back to the announce table as Die Again (Wolfsbane) plays and NCPW Owner Matt Doyle makes his way down to the ring.

ROSS: You not managing your team tonight Kiefer?

KIEFER: No Ross, I thought it'd be much more fun sitting here making you look like a fool.

The NCPW Pwner enters the ring, and takes the mic from Ken Shamrock.

DOYLE: Ladies and Gentlemen, it's time for the main event! As you can all see, the special referee is Ken Shamrock! Now, may I remind you that if The Coalition loses tonight, Glen Jacobs can face Al on Mettle in a match of his choosing, rather than having to wait till Wrestlefest. However, WHEN we beat Raven and Mr. Jacobs, Raven must deliver to us the freak who has been stalking Kiefer Sutherland on Mettle.

The crowd is booing, and an "ASS HOLE! ASS HOLE!" chant has broken out.

DOYLE: So here is the first member of the elite Coalition. He is your World Champion…SIMPLY SENSATIONAL…AL SNOW!

The arena explodes into a chorus of boos as Die Again (Wolfsbane) plays again and the world champion walks down to the ring in his usual cocky fashion.

DOYLE: And his partner…the newest Coalition member…MIKEY WHIPWRECK!

Pepper (Butthole Surfers) plays over the speakers and Mikey slowly starts to walk down to the ring.

ROSS: SO Kiefer, whos this guy you lot have been talking to about joining The Coalition?

KIEFER: That's of no importance Ross.

Mikey enters the ring and Al takes the mic.

SNOW: It seems that all you Florida idiots wanna see Glen Jacobs kick my ass.

Cheers from the crowd.

SNOW: Well, sorry to…no scratch that. I am really happy to disappoint you, `cause that aint gonna happen!

Al lets off his usual high pitched laugh, and the crowd boo.

SNOW: Glen…you're gonna have to wait until Wrestlefest III to face me, and then…I am gonna kick your ass! Don't forget Unabomb that I made you what you are! I bought you back to the NCPW and I can break you just as easily!

Al hands the mic to Mikey as the crowd boos.

MIKEY: All you people here tonight should show some respect! We are the most elite members of the federation known as the NCPW, and tonight is yet another crowning glory for us! Tonight we few, we happy few fight in the names of our great owner Mr. Matthew Doyle, and our fair and just commissioner Kiefer Sutherland!

The crowd boos, and start a "Kiefer sucks!" chant.

ROSS: Sounds like you're real popular here Kiefer.

KIEFER: JR…shut up.

MIKEY: And tonight…

Mikey is cut off by Inside (Stiltskin) and Glen Jacobs and Raven calmly walk down the aisle and enter the ring. Doyle leaves the ring, while Raven and Mikey stand on the apron. Glen and Jacobs and Al Snow are standing toe to toe as they stare at each other.

The Coalition (Al Snow & Mikey Whipwreck)

Glen Jacobs & Raven

The bellr ings and Al slaps Glen across the face! Glen laughs and calls for a mic.

JACOBS: AL…Al you say you can break me so easily?

He stares Al in the eyes.

Glen throws the mic away and moves towards Al who quickly tags in Mikey. Mikey looks confused, but to his credit doesn't back down. He gets straight in there and starts to lay into Glen Jacobs! His rights and lefts have the big man reeling! He runs the ropes and…CHOKESLAM FROM GLEN JACOBS! Mikey is dead! Shamrock counts the cover attempt! One…Two…Al Snow breaks the pin! Glen is after Snow again! Rool up by Mikey, and he has the tights! One…Two…Raven breaks the pin, and all four men are in the ring all ready! There is a four way brawl going on in the middle of the ring, and Ken Shamrock is just sitting on the post looking on! Raven and Glen clear the ring, and taunt. Shamrock physically moves Raven back to his corner, and Raven gives him a lon hard stare. Glen meanwhile grabs an incoming Mikey Whipwreck and tags Raven. Raven gets in and kicks Mikey a few times before whipping him and getting a drop toe hold in. A whop to the corner follows up with a clothesline into bulldog. One…Two…Mikey kicks out. Raven tries another irish whip to the corner, but Mikey reverses and sends Raven into the Coalition corner! Mikey charges in with a spinning back elbow, and Al tags himself in! Snow goes to work with some kicks and a bodyslam, followed by a split-legged moonsault! We haven't see Al do that since he fought Marty Jannetty at The Superbowl Of Wrestling! One…Two…foot on the ropes! The following sequence of reversals just proved that Raven and Al are no strangers in the ring as they fought back and forth. Eventually, Raven got a lucky tag to Jacobs and Al bailed! Glen was looking pissed off and turned back to Raven, and started walking over to his corner….Al gets back in the ring and hits a running double axe-handle to the back of Glen Jacobs! NOW GLEN IS REALLY PISSED OFF! He turns and Al begs off a little, but is caught by his future challenger! BANG! Overhead bodyslam! BAM! Glen drops the leg on Al! He picks Al up and sets up…YES! Glen Jacobs hit the Unabomb on Al Snow! One…Two…Mikey breaks the pin! Glen gets up…WHIPPERSNAPPER! Whippersnapper to Glen Jacobs! Raven gets in, and Mikey starts to lay into him, but Ken Shamrock removes both Mikey and Raven from the ring. Glen picks Al up…LOW BLOW! Al dives and tags Mikey! Mikey is going at Glen like a madman! Glen falls backwards and Raven tags himself in! Raven and Mikey are brawling in the middle of the ring and the crowd are going crazy! Then, out of nowhere, Raven hit the Evenflow DDT! There's no referee! Matt Doyle has distracted Ken Shamrock! Mikey is slowly getting up, and Raven is walking over to Ken Shamrock. HE SHOVES SHAMROCK! Shamrock…HAS SNAPPED! BELLY-TO-BELLY ON RAVEN! Glen gets in, but Al sends him over the top rope with a high leg clothesline! Another rBelly-to-belly by Shamrock and Raven stumbles up…Mikey gets a small package! Shamrock quick counts! 123!

No-Time-Limit-Match with Special Referee Ken ShamrockAl Snow and Mikey Whipwreck defeated Raven and Glen Jacobs when Mikey pinned Raven after a small package in 0:22:09.

ROSS: MY GOD! MIKEY WHIPWRECK JUST PINNED A FORMER WORLD CHAMPION IN HIS FIRST EVER NCPW MAIN EVENT!

KIEFER: YES! HAHAHAHA! YES!

Kiefer quickly gets in the ring and celebrates with the rest of The Coalition.

KIEFER: YOU SEE! None of you could beat us! Raven…you get that stalker ready, `cause him and me are gonna have some business to "discuss" on Mettle. And you Glen Jacobs…you're gonn have to wait till Wrestlefest!

SNOW: And at Wrestlefest…you don't stand a chance, `cause Simply Sensational isn't holding back!

DOYLE: Tonight The Coalition stands tall. Tonight…

Mikey grabs the mic.

MIKEY! I DID IT! I WON THE MATCH! WHOO!

KIEFER: Yeah Mikey, you did it. We're proud of you.

The PPV fades out as Glen and Raven walk up the aisle and the crowd throws rubbish at the celebrating Coalition.